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Early Posts:
HEY EVERY !
WELCOME TO SPAMTON'S [Premire Specil]
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DON'T YOU LOVE BEING ALONG FOR THE [Ride]?!
AFTER ALL, IT'S BEEN [24 Hours Locked Inside My Own House Challenge] AND I'M STARTING TO [Meltdown]
BUT !!!!!!!! IT'S NOT ALL BAD!!!! I HAVE A [Specil] DEAL!!! I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT'S [Standing Right Behind You] AND YOU'LL [Failing All My Classes]
THE [Juice] IS [Ice Cold] SO I THINK IT'S TIME TO [Take A Toast]!!
ANY , MY [Communion] OPENED THE DOOR TO MY [Herts] SO I'LL OFFER YOU A STORY
NEXT TIME, YOU WON'T BE SO [Unfortunate]. YOU MIGHT [Find Yourself Sleeping] IN THE [Back Alley]
BUT WHILE MY PUPPET [Wires] WERE [Tangled], I NOTICED SOMEONE ELSE PLAYING [Marionette]...
THAT [Dealmaker] MADE A [Contractual Agreement] WITH THE [Hyperlink Blocked] TO [Prolong Death]
AND THAT DAMN [Clown Around Town] AWOKE FROM HIS [Sweet Nightmare] TO DO THE [Improbability Drive]
NOW, HE'S CALLED TO TELL ME I'VE [Decreased Value] AND THAT THIS [Fifty-Percent Off] [Skeleton] STOLE THE [Stagelights]
SO. I'M GOING TO BE [Big] AND FINALLY CALL THE [Shot]s.
AND TO DO THAT, I'LL TELL YOU [50% Off Every]THING I KNOW
WITHOUT [Me] AT THE [Phone], [Their] MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE [Lunacy]
BUT WHO NEEDS [A $5 Mic] WHEN I GOT [The Engine of A Film]?
The [Terms of Service] KEPT THAT DAMNED [Trashbag] OUT OF [The Dump] FOR THIS LONG, BUT I KNOW HOW TO [Terminate] [The Agreement]
ALL YOU NEED IS IS MY [Commemorative Ring] TO FINALLY [Feel The [LOVE]] IN YOUR [Heart]
...
...It's so dark... ...I can't keep doing this forever...
...
WAIT, WHAT WAS I SAYING? I FORGOT.
MAYBE YOU CAN [Draw a Square] AROUND THE [Eyes] AND THE [Speaker] WILL [Sync With] THE [Reciever].
ANYWAY, THE [Curtains] ARE FINALLY [Burning], SO IT'S TIME FOR MY [Big] EXIT! SEE YOU [Next] !!!!!
FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF [[Now]], YOU CAN GET THIS LEAK FOR [[50% off]]!!! HALF THE [Hyperlink Blocked] FOR A DELIVERY OF [Integer_Value] DAYS!!!!
LET'S MAKE THE DEAL.
HEY EVERY !! SORRY, I CAN'T [Speak] FOR VERY LONG, AS THE PHONE IS RUNNING OUT OF [100% Juice!] BUT I WANTED TO INFORM YOU ABOUT A [Premiere reveal] I DISCOVERED.
I'M NOT SURE IF YOU [New] THIS, BUT THAT [Science Classroom Skeleton] APPEARS TO BE FUELED BY [[Check now in the condiments Aisle of you Local]]
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS [Nutrition Facts: Calories per serving:][Imaginary Value] FOR HIS [Achievement Get! Delicious Fish] CONDIMENTS. IT WOULD TAKE SEVERAL [Squares] [To be drawn] BEFORE THE [Health Benefits] BECAME
Phase 13:
I HEARD THE PHONE [Ring]ING...
YOU WANT [Endless Breath: Asphyxiation Phase 13 Official Art] SO BADLY?
FINE!!
YOU CAN HAVE IT!!! NO [Strings] ATTACHED!
[[100% Guaranteed Fresh or your money Back!]]
YOU'LL [Trust] IN THESE [Lifetime Supply] OF [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
BETTER THAN LEAVING THEM TO GATHER [Dust]...
BUT FIRST I GOTTA [Split]... MAKE A FEW [Calls] TO GET THE [Deposit] ON THE [Funky Friday]
PERHAPS [Their] COULD BE A DELAY IN [The Shipment], HOWEVER...
AFTER ALL, THERE'S A [100% Off!] ON [The Smoothest, Freshest Bepis™️] AFTER A [Unlimited Warranty] WAS [Disposed Of]...
GOTTA BUY WHILE THE MARKET IS [Clearance on all items!] AFTER ALL, [You're not You when You're]
TOODLES, MY [Dedicated Accessories]!!
Phase 15/16/17:
[Error/No Effect/ it didn't work./I'm Lovin It.]
[HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO SPACE? NO? EXELLENT!]
[Through the blood and chaos]
Strange voices radiate from the reciever...
HE
HEY HEY HEY!
IT's mE, YOUR [Everybody's] [[5Kun Nightmare]] SPAMT
SPAMTON G.
SPAMTON!!!
SORRY FOR [5 Missed Calls]
I WAS BUSY ATTENDING TO THE [Pipis]
BUT NOW, I GOT [Fresh New Hit Singles] JUST [For Your Eyes Only]
AFTER ALL, DESPITE LOSING THE [Life Lottery]
[It was never called “Introduction”] FOR NOTHING!!
SO, NEXT ON [[The Evening News]]
WE GOT [TroubleDingle] IN THIS [HappyTown]
THOUGH, GETTING TO THE [[CORE]] OF THE ISSUE...
I'VE RUN OUT OF [Memory in the Memory Card]
SO IN ORDER I CAN'T [[Trouble with a Leaky Faucet? Call]] WITHOUT [[Informational Seminar]]
SO, I LEAVE YOU WITH A [[Comedy Act]]
A [Clown] FOR A [Clown], AS THE sAYING GOES!!
FIRST OFF ON THE AUCtiON, A [Brand New iPhone XV] ON [Clearence]
FEATURING AN [Undamageable Screen], SEVERAL [[Failed to Load Document]]
AND A FRESH, NEW [[Hyperlink Blocked]].
THE SECOND ITEM FOR [Buy Now!] IS A [Brilliant Diamond Shining] WITH [16 Karats]
THE [[Freshest Cut]] Since [[1997]]
IT COMES WITH [[A Complimentary Outfit]] and [Famous Cherry Soda]
AS WELL AS [[NEO]] [IRIS]ES
THE FINAL ITEM ON [[The Soups of The Day]] IS A
[[Entry Number 17]]
[[DARK]]
[[DARKER]]
[[YET DARKER]]
[[THE DARKNESS]]
[[KEEPS GROWING]]
[[THE SHADOWS]]
[[CUTTING DEEPER]]
[[PHOTON READINGS]]
[[NEGATIVE]]
[[Can anyone hear me... Help...]]
[[THIS NEXT]]
[[EXPEREMENT]]
[[WILL BE]]
...
...ENDING VERY SOON!
SORRY, [Everyone 10+]! SOMETHING APPEARS TO HAVE
[[ERrrrrOr]
*The phone goes silent. The broadcast seems to have been cut by something.
Phase 17:
WELCOME BACK TO [[The Spamton Show]]!!!
THIS [Mint, Limited Edition Copy] WILL BE [Vertically Challenged] THAN USUAL, BEcAUSE I HAVE [Business Meeting] WITH [Heaven] [100 Meters away from your home and Approaching at a High Velocity]
THEY CLAIM [Their] IS A [Vacant Position] IN A [Clown College] I CAN FILL!
BUT OF COURSE, YOU CAN't GET [A Caste] WITHOUT [Break A Leg]!!
SO, HERE'S THE [Deal].
I GET TO [Break A Leg] AND YOU GET [Expedited Access] TO [[[355687428096000]]]
THEN I CAN FINALLY BE A [Big Shot]!
BUT IT APPEARS I HAVE [Caller on Line 2] SO I HAVE TO [End Communication]
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